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Friday Market Close…
Friday Market Close - more of a feeling than an actual thing
A special moment in time that links every businessman, construction worker, college student and garbage man into the exact same state… every single Friday
1 PM hits. Markets close for the weekend. The work goes to rest. The legends go out to live
So grab a drink, have a smoke, tell your friends and family you love them and go live like the finite mortal you are
As always, we’ll see you Monday
Market Indices & Commodities
| Gold | $2,057.99 | +0.70% |
| Copper | $3.82 | -0.90% |
| Silver | $22.79 | -1.90% |
| NASDAQ | $15,628.95 | +1.74% |
| S&P 500 | $4,958.61 | +1.07% |
| TSX | $21,085.09 | +0.56% |
| CSE Comp | $205.93 | +0.87% |
Friday Rundown 👇
Stocks
This Lizard’s Wealth Surges by $27 Billion as Meta Rallies
The Lizard’s net worth surged by $27.1 billion after Meta’s quarterly results exceeded Wall Streets expectations, sending its shares up about 20%.
He is now worth $169.5 billion, the richest he’s ever been, and surpassed Bill Gates to move into the fourth spot on the Bloomberg Billionaires Index.
The upbeat results will benefit Zuck as-well. He’s set to receive a payout of about $700 million a year from the social media giant’s first-ever dividend for investors.
Stocks
Nancy Pelosi’s Portfolio Hits An All Time High
Yep, thats right. Pelosi Capital’s portfolio, once again, has hit a new all time high.
She is up 83.45%
This year alone, her positions have made over three million in gains.
Stocks
Spotify Renewing Deal With Rogan
Oprah for bros - Joe Rogan has signed a new multi year deal with Spotify, but this time, his show won’t be exclusive to Spotify, the company announced today.
The multiyear deal with Rogan, is said to be worth about $250 million. Spotify first brought “The Joe Rogan Experience” to its platform exclusively in 2020 in a deal that was reportedly worth more than $100 million.
