Monday Market Open

Summer’s still humming: long nights, warm air, and markets moving to the same beat.

You can either ride the groove or stand on the curb watching everyone else dance.

VHLA’s the aux cord, and we’re lining up the tracks that keep your portfolio buzzing.

If you enjoy our shit, tell a homie.

Ukraine War
ZELENSKYY BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Zelenskyy and half of Europe are rolling into DC to sit across from Trump. Could we actually see the end of the Ukraine war? The odds just ticked up.

Even a whiff of “framework” or “ceasefire” would reshuffle the board—defense names could get clipped, crude might cool off, and you’ll see wheat and nat-gas jerk around.

Trump’s been on a heater all summer, and nothing would juice his narrative more than walking out of the Oval and declaring “peace in our time.”

Gig Economy
UBER: ABOUT TO UBER SEND

Uber’s chart is obscene. A weekly base so clean it should be hanging in the Louvre. It’s been chopping sideways, chewing through every seller dumb enough to think this thing is tapped.

Sub-$100 feels like its final stretch—this is the last cheap entry before the big boys mark it up. With rideshare, ads, and delivery all firing, Uber isn’t just another growth stock, it’s morphing into a fat-margin, cash-printing machine.

When that breakout comes, it’s going to look less like a grind and more like a jailbreak.

Market Analysis
BULL MARKET CHECKLIST: FULL STEAM AHEAD

Eight lights. All green. Full send.

• Price > last year’s high.

• 200-day trend rising for weeks on end.

• Daily RSI riding the bull regime, not breaking a sweat.

• Breadth thrust already fired earlier this cycle, engine still warm.

• Risk-On meter above zero, no brakes.

• AD Line rising, crowd pressure easing, sellers out of breath.

• Core strength reads positive, not “maybe,” but “move.”

• ~84% of global markets above their 50-day, the party ain’t just S&P.
  

  Score: 8/8. Regime: Confirmed Bull. If you’re shorting everything, you’re cosplaying pain.

Energy Fuels
I REMEMBER UUUU

We got two picks for you today because why the fuck not. Friday printed a bullish doji that swept prior lows then ripped back. Classic “shake and bake.”

Volume’s dried up while price digests the monster run. That’s constructive as hell. Uranium beta with a clean trigger is how you tax the bears without asking.

Now close the tab and go hunt. If this made you money or made you laugh, pass it to the one friend who still trades like a coward.