Monday Market Open

Another day, another war. Welcome back to the most Fucked Finance letter on Earth.

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Market Indices & Commodities

WW3
IRAN WAR GOES HOT — BUNKER BUSTER DROPS

It’s official: America just kissed diplomacy goodbye and drop-kicked a MOP bomb straight into Iranian soil.

Fordow might still be intact—Polymarket gives it 35% odds of destruction by July. Translation? We’re in Act One of another neocon bloodbath.

Oil? Up. Defense stocks? Eating. Draft cards? Maybe coming next. Strap in boys, the Forever War DLC just launched.

Health
$HIMS = HIMSPLAT

Novo Nordisk just cut ties with HIMS, nuking the partnership over shady compounding and off-label antics.

This is why we always scream it: high-flyers crash hard. The honeymoon's over—time to pull the chute before this turns into a pancake.

Seasonality
LATE JUNE = DEATH ZONE

June 18 to 27 is historically one of the worst stretches of the year for markets. The S&P’s already slipping, and momentum's looking limp.

Seasonality isn’t a crystal ball, but when the car’s skidding and the brakes don’t work—yeah, maybe take the foot off the gas.

SpacWorld
$CCCM — POMP'S POWER PLAY

Another SPAC special for the real ones. $CCCM is Pomp's blank check baby, merging with his Bitcoin asset grab firm.

Think of it like BlackRock if BlackRock was run by a tatted-up crypto bro with a podcast.

Low float. Big hype. Potential moonshot. Just don’t be the last one in when the liquidity vanishes.