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Monday Market Open
BOIL, SLV, GLD, SPY
Monday Market Open
Markets opened the week like they got shaken awake at 4 a.m. — energy ripping, metals screaming, growth themes getting dumped, and macro risk piling up all at once. This isn’t a “buy the dip” open and it’s not panic either. It’s the kind of tape where positioning matters more than opinions and patience beats bravado.
Now let’s break down what actually matters.

Commodities Time
NAT GAS GOING NUTS
Natural gas is absolutely losing its mind. Weather-driven demand spikes, supply getting pinched, and suddenly price action looks like a biotech FDA day. This isn’t a slow grind higher—this is violent repricing. The kind that forces shorts to cover and late longs to panic-buy at the same time.
Important context: nat gas always does this. It lulls everyone to sleep for months, then wakes up and reminds you it’s one of the most volatile markets on the planet. These moves don’t mean “new stable trend” by default—they mean stress. Stress in positioning, stress in forecasting, stress in risk models.
Trade it if you know what you’re doing. If not, watch it as a signal. Energy volatility creeping back into the system matters.

Metals Watch
BOOMERS LIVING THEIR BEST LIFE: SLV & GLD
This one is wild when you zoom out. Gold and silver are straight-up ripping while crypto just… sits there. For years the narrative was “digital gold replaces real gold.” Right now? The market is saying nah, give me the old stuff.
Gold feels strong, steady, relentless. Silver feels emotional, explosive, borderline unhinged. That combo usually screams late-stage momentum. Boomers are having a field day, newsletters are probably being written in all caps, and every macro podcaster is suddenly a metals expert again.
But here’s the real trade question: is silver putting in a climax top today? Because if it is, that money doesn’t disappear. It rotates. The entire game this week is figuring out where that liquidity goes next, especially with crypto still looking heavy and uninspiring.

Healthcare
UNH TANKS ON TRUMP HEALTHCARE CHANGES
This is a classic policy rug-pull. The Trump administration floated roughly flat Medicare Advantage rates for next year—way below what the Street was modeling. Analysts were positioned for a much friendlier outcome, and the market got caught leaning.
UNH immediately takes it on the chin after-hours, down roughly 8%, and the whole managed-care complex wobbles. This isn’t just about one year of rates—it’s about uncertainty. When Washington starts signaling tighter reimbursement and scrutiny around how insurers extract margin, multiples compress fast.
This is the market reminding everyone that “defensive” stocks aren’t immune when policy risk enters the chat. Healthcare just went from safe haven to headline risk in one evening.

Market Analysis
CHOP AHEAD, SAILORS
Today was ugly across just about every high-beta theme:
Quantum
Space
AI / data centers
Drones
Rare earths (especially nasty after a major news reversal)
Nuclear / uranium
These were the narrative leaders, and today they paid the price. Some of this is profit-taking. Some of it is funds reducing exposure ahead of FOMC. Some of it is simply crowding unwinding.
At the same time, silver might be topping, crypto still looks lackluster, and the question becomes unavoidable: where does the money flow next?
We’re also seeing the IWM vs QQQ divergence narrow, which usually happens when leadership gets confused. Either QQQ reasserts dominance, or the whole market settles into chop.
One important tell today: software was the bright spot. When fears get extreme, capital often rotates back to names with real revenues, real customers, and clearer visibility. MDB, DOCN, NET, TWLO—these are not random bids. That’s money looking for something it can model in an uncertain week.
Add it all up:
Government shutdown risk now looming
A massive earnings week
FOMC right in the middle
This is the definition of a choppy setup.

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