VALHALLA MONDAY, BOYS: Kash Patel says he’s headed to Valhalla, but we’re already there every damn market open.

This is where warriors eat, where legends are carved, where you either swing the axe or get chopped down. YOU WILL GET RICH. Not maybe. Not someday.

The fire’s already burning, and the only question is if you’ve got the balls to step into it. Today we don’t tiptoe, we charge. Today we don’t hope, we take.

China just slapped NVDA with an antitrust bomb. Regulators say the Mellanox deal crossed the line, meaning fines, probes, and a whole lot of headaches could be coming.

Stock dipping premarket. This is the playbook, fellas: America builds ‘em, China tries to break ‘em. Chances are this probably isn’t a huge deal, but keep your eyes open.

This thing already started juicing last week, ripping +4% Thursday and +8% Friday.

Sitting right at the top of its 52-week range now, eyeing that breakout like a hungry pitbull. If EM money keeps rotating, this one’s got serious runway.

Could be one of those plays where you blink and it’s +30%.

We’re two days out from Powell hitting the mic. Market thinks cuts are a lock. That’s where it gets dangerous… because when everyone’s leaning one way, the tape loves to rip the other.

This could easily be a sell-the-news smackdown before the real trend sets in. Keep the size small and the stops tight, boys. Risk is max when Jerome is on stage.

Premarket up 7%+ after Musk dropped a casual $1B on Tesla stock last week.

Add that to the monster pump we already saw, and it looks like $500 TSLA is preprogrammed into the matrix.

We didn’t shout this one out because it looked too simple to be true. Sometimes the setup is obvious as hell… but the lesson? Don’t overthink it, just cash the fuck out when the rocket’s lit.