Welcome back to the grind: where we don’t just chase charts, we chase aesthetics. Markets are pure looksmaxxing: you put in the reps, you manage your risk diet, and one day you wake up with a portfolio jawline sharp enough to cut glass.

September’s been a glow-up month for bulls, but don’t forget: one sloppy trade and suddenly you’re the financial equivalent of a dude rocking chin-fillers and hair transplant debt.

At the end of the day, all we really want to do is MOG. Fucked Finance is the how. Share this shit.

At Charlie Kirk’s memorial, the long-awaited handshake finally happened: Trump and Musk, face to face.

Lip-readers caught a “Missed you” / “Heard you wanted to chat” exchange, Musk posted “For Charlie.” No drama, just two titans showing respect.

Proof that even the biggest egos can link up when it counts. Markets love that energy. Does $TSLA catch a bid off that? We’ll see this week.

ETH dumped hard overnight, slicing through 4.2k like a hot knife through butter. This market has been pumping like it’s on Tren all September, but leaders lead down too.

We’re still rocking an 8/8 on the bull-market checklist as of Friday—straight green, zero fear. But here’s the rub: all it takes is one leader slipping to start the domino effect.

Don’t be the guy holding the bag because you thought the pump was immortal. Let price action lead, and keep stops tight. Respect the pullback, ride the strength.

Old-school traders have a saying: “Sell Rosh Hashanah, buy Yom Kippur.” This year? Rosh kicks off tonight, Yom Kippur drops Oct 1.

Layer that on top of post-OPEX hangover, September pension rebalancing, and a market that’s been juiced to the gills all month... it’s like stacking dynamite under the floor.

A shakeout here makes perfect sense. Doesn’t matter if you believe in holiday seasonality or not: the calendar games are real, and they hit when traders least expect.

$SOUN’s chart is tightening like a spring: pump, pullback, reload. Fundamentals are stacking: triple-digit sales growth, near breakeven, Netflix collab, McDonald’s drive-thru rollout, and a juicy 32% short float begging to get squeezed.

But here’s the caution—these setups can fake out just as hard as they break out. If it clears resistance with volume, it could rip faces off shorts.

If not, it’s just another crowded trade waiting to bleed. Play it tight, let the tape confirm, and don’t marry the ticker.