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Monday Market Open
Tankers, $NVDA, $MSFT, $DXY
Monday Market Open
Markets are bleeding. Narratives are cracking. Your account is probably down. Good. This is where real ones get built — while the herd panic-sells into red candles and the gurus go quiet, you're here, showing up, doing the work. That's the edge. Not some indicator. Not some Discord call. You.
Every great trader you've ever looked up to went through a stretch that tried to break them. The ones who made it weren't smarter. They were just still standing when it turned. You're in that stretch right now. Don't waste it. Let's go.

TANKERS
STRAIT TALK
Trump just said 20 tankers roll through Hormuz tomorrow under U.S. escort. Cool story. We've heard the movie trailer before.
The actual film drops when those ships hit the water and we find out if Iran's got the balls or the bluff. Oil stays bid until proven otherwise.
BTC and ETH are already eating rockets from Hormuz. You want the real trade? Wait for confirmation, not the press release. Degenerates bet on what happens, not what some guy said at a podium.

$NVDA
NVDA - SHORT OR COPE
Let me save you the Twitter argument. April 2025: NVDA down 42%, everyone declared the AI bull dead, it bounced and made new highs. We're currently sitting at -22% from peak. For the 42% repeat you need $122.
$122 NVDA is genuinely cheap on a fundamental basis. You shorting into the hole after a 22% dump with April 2025 on the chart? That's not a trade, that's trauma. Short-medium term pain and chop? Makes sense.
The permanent top thesis? I'm not buying it. You wanna short it, keep the size small, keep the leash short. Don't size up like you cracked the code.

Meat In Middle
TRADER LESSON: MEAT IN THE MIDDLE
Nobody who matters got rich catching the exact bottom. Your buddy who bought the low sold after 10% because "dead cat bounce" had him shook. You — patient, psychologically intact, buying 10% off the lows with confirmation — are still holding while he's refreshing his cost basis crying into his protein shake.
Stop trying to hero-catch the knife with size. Probe. Small size. Tight stops. Let the bottom prove itself. When the real recovery starts, there's always room to add. Pay a little more, own it with conviction.
The difference between a scalp and a portfolio-changer is confidence at size — and confidence comes from structure, not luck.

Macro Look
THE BIG PICTURE: WAKE THE F*CK UP
Here's what the chart doesn't lie about right now:
$MSFT just closed below the 200-week for the first time in 13 years
$ORCL credit default swaps near all-time highs
$NVDA and $AVGO look like textbook Stage 4 setups
$IGV just snapped a 17-year uptrend — that's not a typo
$DXY on multiple timeframes looks like pure accumulation
Prior leadership getting shot in the face one by one
Main indices have been distributing for six months — topping is a process, not an event
Three ripping years followed by a reset is not a conspiracy theory, it's history
And you're out here vibing. Full bull mode. Completely unprepared for a prolonged consolidation that chews your face off for 18 months while you keep averaging down into names that aren't done falling.
This isn't a call to go full bear cave and sell your house. It's a call to stop being the last person at the party who doesn't notice everyone else already left.
Tighten up. Manage risk. The market doesn't owe you a V-shaped recovery because you really believe in the thesis.

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