The Shit to Know Thursdays

Shit… I almost forgot again!

I was too busy contemplating if I should face 8 IPA’s and start the weekend early.

But I am so full of shit right now, I needed somebody to tell

Market Indices & Commodities

Tragedy
Yacht Fiasco

So here’s the deal.

These rich guys were chilling on a super yacht in Sicily with some other rich as fuck folk… and it sank.

A total of six people likely were trapped and died inside the yacht when it was hit by a tornado near Porticello, Sicily, according to authorities.

Including British tech tycoon Mike Lynch and his family and a chairman of Morgan Stanley.

Our hearts go out to all of them, truly unfortunate.

Politics 
Kamala Wants to Increase Capital Gains Tax to 44%

Ah, I’m shocked. One month into her campaign, it looks like she’s planning to do exactly what Biden already had laid out regarding the tax increases put forth in his most recent budget proposal.

I mean 44%, the fuck? It’s not like I pay my taxes to start but now I feel even more incriminated.

I think she’d be a better fit in a rub and tug.

China… 
Trump Shooter Was Fuckin Chillin

New footage has emerged of failed Trump assassin Thomas Matthew Crooks walking around merch stalls at the Butler rally before he attempted to kill the Republican nominee.

I seriously hope this wasn’t an inside job, not because of the corruption.

But because even the elites are useless now.

I’d feel better knowing the people who run the world could pull off a simple assassination

Shame on everyone involved.

M&A
Sports Betting is the New Meta

Sports betting is huge and it’s affecting how people invest…

As per CNBC:

“Our results show that not only does sports betting lead to increased betting activity, but it also leads to higher credit card balances, less available credit, a reduction in net investments, and an increase in lottery play,”

Are we going for $NVDA calls or Curry for +30 pts?

Health
Ozempic is Killing

A new study has linked semaglutide, the active drug ingredient in weight loss and diabetic drugs like Wegovy and Ozempic, to suicidal ideation.

It seems like people will do anything these days to lose weight except eat healthy and exercise, I can assure you it works! Crazy times.

Keep your friends and family away from this Ozempic garbage. Pick up a weight!

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That’s all Folks

Another shit to know Thursday with not getting blacklisted from the internet.

Just one more fucking day, I can smell it…