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Shit to Know Friday
Shit you shoulda known yesterday...
The Shit to Know Thursdays Friday
Alright man look,
I’m gonna keep it 100 with you guys, I dropped the fuckin ball on the most important day of the week… I forgot to send The Shit to Know Thursday yesterday.
I hope I didn’t cause too big an issue. I can’t imagine how it felt sitting there last night at the Dinner table not knowing shit, but all good, for tonight you will be full of shit!
National Security
Secret Service Fumbled HARD
Body cam footage was released from the Local Pennsylvania police showing that in the moments after last month’s attempted assassination of Trump, an officer said that he told the Secret Service to cover the warehouse used by the shooter Thomas Matthew Crooks.
Why didn’t the Secret Service listen?
No clue, but I am starting to think this was the worst inside job in the history of all inside jobs.
Politics
Putin is Scheming
At this point Putin is basically the face of Shit to Know Thursday’s, he is more active than a pre-teen who forgot to take his ADD meds.
This time Putin is backing Iran in an “imminent attack on Israel”.
He has been sending air defense systems and missiles over to Iran as they prepare for an attack.
Once again, this is all big media shit, who knows, could be all cap or some weird fuckin chess move.
Look, don’t get mad at me for simply stating what’s going on with out be some “advocate” it’s not like you girls down at the fuckin embassy with your cardboard signs are gonna stop Putin from dropping his hammer. Only time will tell.
Race War?
The UK is Losing it
Before I get into the Yap, I’m gonna keep this broad because the UK is actually arresting people for spreading false info online about this.
But basically some sick fuck, supposedly a 17-year-old male, supposedly born in Wales but his name is "Axel Rudakubana” not exactly the most British name.
Anyway, this kid went and murdered 3 innocent little girls aged 6,7,9 and stabbed 10 others at a Taylor Swift dance class.
Fucked up, our sincere condolences and Prayers go out to those Girls and all their loved ones. For once, the guys at VHLA have no jokes to make about this scenario.
But, this goes further…
If you veer off to the free speech and non-controlled platforms, you would know the UK has a wee bit of an immigration issue and the Patriots are fucking fed up with it.
So after this tragic event, people took to social media and were quick to say that the stabber of Rwandan descent “Rudakubana” was a Muslim Immigrant, which is not true.
The UK has actually started arresting people spreading false info because of what it has caused.
But Muslim immigrants these days aren’t exactly a rarity in the UK, so the Patriots of the land took to these streets fucking pissed about this act & were quick to start anti-immigration riots
These riots broke out across England, essentially the Immigrants vs the Patriots.
You won’t see footage on CNN, but it is crazy. It is almost a full-on Race War over there.
Anyway, I do believe what happened at the dance class was tragic and the UK needs their citizens to be in check, we do not condone violence, and our thoughts and prayers go out to the families of the young children.
Markets
Hedge Funds Back on Tech
After a savage sell-off in the markets this week, the S&P had its best day yesterday in a year.
According to Zero Hedge, the Hedgies are quietly floating back into Tech, does this mean the worst has come? The markets were flying yesterday.
Or are we about to get smacked like a Cherokee drum?
We will see.
Media
CNN Is Worthless
Late last night, shares of Warner Bros. Discovery, the parent of CNN and TNT, crashed 10% to the lowest level on record after it reported brutal results, which missed across the fuckin board.
The biggest blow was the company’s whopping $9.1 billion charge taken to write down the value of its traditional TV networks like CNN and TNT, which were acquired in 2022.
The write-down confirmed that legacy cable channels like CNN and TNT are no longer worth what they were when the $42 billion merger was completed.
Thank You
That’s all Folks
Just one more fucking day, I can smell it…