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Shit to Know Thursday
Transphobia, Neuralink, Satanism
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Alright man look,
Mainstream media spews bullshit. We speak facts. Below is what’s important.
Market Indices & Commodities
Gold | $2,054.99 | +0.77% |
Copper | $3.85 | -1.34% |
Silver | $23.18 | +1.07% |
NASDAQ | $15,361.64 | +1.30% |
S&P 500 | $4,906.19 | +1.25% |
TSX | $21,119.21 | +0.46% |
CSE | $204.24 | +4.18% |
Stock
$CNXA is on a fucking heater 🔥
Connexa Sport Technologies $CNXA is having a fucking week. After 3 big investors stepped in.
On Monday $CNXA hit a high of 92% on 70m shares… which is over 20x its average volume…
Had a little dip on Tuesday.
Then hit a high of up 252% on 200m shares on Wednesday.
Which is about 65x its avg volume and a fucking ridiculous amount of money for a nano cap like this.
This is no blip… This is some serious money flowing in.
$CNXA is now up over 100% from our call.
Stay posted for the weeks to come, definitely one to watch.
$CNXA is a client - Not Financial Advice. Full Disclaimer link: here
Politics
Calling Someone Transphobic Will Get You Fined $35K in Florida 💵
A bill introduced in the Florida Senate would make it defamation to accuse anyone of racism, homophobia, sexism or transphobia. The bill would basically make it pretty fucking easy to sue anyone for calling you racist or any of the above.
If you are found guilty of the defamation, you could be fined up to $35k.
The bill also applies to statements made on television, social media and print.
It’s clearly not all sunshine and rainbows in the Sunshine State. Freedom of speech was overrated anyway right?
Commodities
4 States Considering Lifting Precious Metals Taxes 💍
The states of Georgia, Kansas, Wisconsin and Kentucky introduced bills that would get rid of certain taxes on precious metals if the bills are made law.
In Wisconsin and Kentucky, precious metals would become exempt from state sales tax.
In Georgia and Kansas, precious metals would become exempt from state income tax.
This will be crucial to offering the citizens of these states a more secure financial future.
Businesspeople
Bill Gates drank shit in 2015 💩
Yes. You read that right.
Gates tried out some dodgy machine in 2015 which somehow turns shit into water.
Apparently it also “may save lives”. Don’t ask me how that works, I’m not a fucking doctor.
Gates coined the slogan “from poop to potable”. Well last time I checked, shit was shit. My man has a net worth of over $100 billion, just buy some real fucking water buddy.
Tech
First Human Has Been Turned into a Robot 🤖
Musk has announced that the first human has received his Neuralink brain implant.
He also said that the patient was recovering well and that initial results were pretty positive.
I can’t wait until we all have chips in our brains belonging to Elon and he can control us all. Seems like a great fucking idea.
Markets
JP Morgan Warns That Today’s Market Is Like The Dot-Com Bubble 📈
Quantitative strategists at JP Morgan say that the 10 biggest stocks in the US equity markets are increasingly drawing similarities with the dot-com bubble.
They predict these top 10 stocks to weaken as the rest of the market catches up.
Not good news… Let us know what you think.
Religion
Man Who Destroyed Satanic Shrine Charged With Hate Crime 🚔
A Christian veteran who decapitated a Satanic shrine has been charged with a hate crime in Iowa.
Yep, welcome to good old ‘Merica. Land of the fucking free, where you can’t even protest against Satanism.
Environment
False UN Climate Change Data Has Wasted Over $1 Trillion 🌤️
The UN warned us that to preserve a “liveable” planet, the Earth can’t warm up by more than 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels.
A rapidly growing number of scientists are saying these temperature readings are faulty, and that the “problems” our trillions of dollars are poured into simply “don’t exist”.
Apparently over 90% of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA)’s temperature monitoring stations have heat bias.
Are you shitting me? All the fucking tax, all for nothing.
This is outrageous, what do you think?
Environment
Net Zero Agenda Must Be Stopped - Agricultural Figures 🍎
12 senior agriculture figures have warned top US banks about the danger of the net zero agenda.
They warned that the push for ESG investing (basically eco-friendly investing) could lead to increased food prices and reduced food availability.
This could also have a catastrophic impact on our farmers.
Good to see the environmentalists have now decided they also fucking dislike food.
Thank you
That’s all Folks
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