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The Shit to Know Thursdays… Friday’s?
Alright man look,
I fucked up but I am going to blame it on my newsletter platform, this was supposed to go out last night but better late than never.
Post-Market, Pre-Market, same shit.
Anyways, here is the shit we think you should know.
Market Indices & Commodities
| Gold | $2,068.77 | +0.16% |
| Copper | $3.91 | +0.44% |
| Silver | $23.84 | -1.92% |
| NASDAQ | $15,095.41 | -0.03% |
| S&P 500 | $4,783.35 | +0.03% |
| TSX | $20,929.38 | -0.41% |
| CSE | $164.47 | +0.28% |
Politics
Trump Disqualified From Maine 2024 Republican Primary Ballot
Again, just like Colorado did, Maine slapped Donald Pump with Section 3 of the 14th Amendment and deemed him ineligible to run.
Once again, Trump will appeal and it will ultimately be up to the Supreme Court. Just like I mentioned last Thursday, will this cause a domino effect?
Markets
Is The S&P Going to have a Record Close Tomorrow?
The S&P 500 closed today at $4,793, with the ATH closing price being $4,796.
Quite the fucking rally boys, wouldn’t that be a good reason to slaughter beers tomorrow on FMC. Right?
Insider Trading
Pelosi is Tits Deep in $NVDA Calls
Just this week it was disclosed that Nancy took a monster position on $NVDA with an estimated $5m in Calls (fuckin degen). This would be her biggest buy in 3 years and we all know Nancy loves to hit that buy button.
The 50 calls have a strike price of $120 and are set to expire on December 20, 2024.
Nancy is not fucking around here, this is quite the bet to see from someone with so much influence and insight into the world economy and catalysts. I wonder what she knows…
Insider info or not this lady can trade, with a $200k base salary she has amassed a $200m net-worth… I’d buy her trading course.
Politics
Argentina’s New President is Going Elon on em’
As part of a gung-ho economic reform plan, newly elected President Javier Milei chose not to renew 5000 government employee contracts to cut government spending.
Javier got elected off his word to reform the economy, well he’s fucking doing it.
Real Estate
Bank of America Tests ZERO Down-Payment Mortgages
Bank of America has introduced a new mortgage solution called the “Community Affordable Loan Solution” as an attempt to expand homeownership opportunities, particularly in African American and Hispanic-Latino communities.
This program requires no mortgage insurance and no minimum credit score. What could go wrong? Right?
Burry wya.
Thank you
That’s all Folks
Just one more fucking day, I can smell it…
