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Alright boys,
This week has been special. I know we’ve been lacking on here so thanks for tuning in, you won’t regret it.
Market Indices & Commodities
| Gold | $2,630.25 | +0.83% |
| Copper | $4.45 | +1.05% |
| Silver | $31.19 | +1.92% |
| NASDAQ | $18,265.83 | +0.14% |
| S&P 500 | $5,776.35 | -0.27% |
| TSX | $24,298.87 | +0.31% |
| CSE | $160.26 | -0.24% |
China
Chinese Economy Takes a Fat L
Hong Kong’s stocks crashed a couple days back, and Chinese stocks soon followed suit on Wednesday. The benchmark CSI 300, which measures stocks with high market-caps listed in Shenzhen (Where?) and Shanghai, dumped 7% from Tuesday.
The CSI 300 actually tanked because questions loomed over how far the Chinese government would be willing to support their trashy economy. Who can blame them, it’s all built on bamboo and panda shite after all.
This was the CSI 300’s worst day since Feb 2020, when Covid-19 (created by the Chinese themselves) paralyzed China. What a bunch of retards.
I guess it’s time to break out your trowel and farm some rice fellas.
Canada
Chants “Death to Canada” in Pro-Palestine Rally
Videos online show protesters at a pro-Palestine protest burning a Canadian flag.
Political leaders have been quick to criticize to this hate speech. One of the speakers at this rally proclaimed “We are Hezbollah and we are Hamas”. Good news, these guys are also terrorists.
Fine, I get it, you don’t like Canada. I don’t like it either, it’s full of they/thems and communists. But if you like Palestine so much, then just go back. Please, fuck off there, be my guest. Above is a picture of what’s waiting for you. Go have fun dickheads.
Weather
Lieutenant Dan Survives
Lieutenant Dan has survived Hurricane Milton. He stayed in his sailboat the whole time. Fucking impressive if you ask me.
This guy is either the pinnacle of masculinity, or he’s clinically insane. I can’t work out which one if I’m honest.
Imagine being scared of weather anyway.
Social
Sweden to Ban Cousin Marriages
Right, I don’t know what tomfoolery has been going on in Sweden, the land of the blonde rockets, but this is pretty sus.
Apparently, this proposed ban will affect migrant communities the most, where cousin marriages are far more common.
This shit is defended as a cultural practise. Whichever retard said this needs to go to a fucking mental hospital.
This shit is fucked. Good thing Sweden is sorting it the fuck out.
Thank You
That’s all Folks
FMC is tomorrow, time to get hyped…
