The Shit to Know Thursdays

What’s up,

Welcome back to the Shit to Know Thursday. It’s been a pretty crazy week, with a lot of people getting way too agro. Read about it below.

Market Indices & Commodities

Ukraine
Putin Threatens Ukraine With New Missile

Russia is striking back at the West’s escalating nature of its support for Ukraine, after Russia just set another record-breaking missile and drone attack on Ukraine.

100 drones and 90 missiles have been launched at Ukraine over the last 2 days.

Putin has just warned that his new Oreshnik hypersonic ballistic missiles will become necessary if Ukraine continues to attack Russia. There is no fucking defense for this missile, by the way. Putin said he would target Kiev with these missiles, especially “decision-making centers“.

Putin also flexed that these missiles were “comparable to a nuclear strike”, with the missiles hitting speeds of 1800 miles per second.

I seriously believe that these missiles could be decisive in this war, they’re just that fucking powerful.

Legal
NYPD Raid Finds Loads of Weapons Belonging to “Illegal Aliens”

Venezuelan gang activity has surged all over the US, but particularly in NYC (a beloved hot spot for illegal aliens). Many of the migrants in New York are fucking gang bangers and cartel members from South America. It should go without saying that this is a fat fuck of a national security threat.

Yesterday, the NYPD executed warrants targeting members of the Tren de Aragua (TDA) gang in the Bronx. These guys are believed to have over 5,000 members and operate all over South America. Put simply, they are big fucking fish.

During the raid, the NYPD seized a lot of weapons and a shit load of ammunition. These guys had enough weapons to fight a small fucking war.

I don’t want to add to the slander against the Democrats as they’re (rightly so) getting plenty of shit right now. However, were immigrants’ backgrounds even checked in the last 4 years? There’s serious gangsters on our streets and nobody knew or could be arsed to check? What the fuck is going on.

Israel
Israel Accused of Breaking Ceasefire

In case you weren’t aware, Israel and Lebanon signed a ceasefire agreement on Wednesday. Clearly, neither side seems to give 2 shits about it.

The Israeli army carried out a bunch more artillery and bombing attacks on southern Lebanon today. This marks another set of ceasefire violations, just 2 days after the damn ceasefire was signed.

This ceasefire is about as useful as a pair of skis to some kid in a wheelchair. Why the fuck did they even bother with it?

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That’s all Folks

I’m sorry this edition of The Shit to Know Thursday was so filled with war, guns etc. but that’s the way the world is at the moment.

See you at FMC tomorrow boys 🫡