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The Shit to Know Thursdays
It’s Thursday, degenerates. Markets cracked, Trump pressed play, Bitcoin soared, and bonds whispered something nasty. This week? All signal, no safety. If you’re not locked in, you’re already losing. Let’s go.
Market Indices & Commodities
| Gold | $3,312.5 | -0.03% |
| Copper | $4.30 | -0.29% |
| Silver | $33.31 | -0.05% |
| NASDAQ | $21,080.36 | -1.34% |
| S&P 500 | $5,844.62 | -1.61% |
| TSX | $25,839.17 | -0.83% |
| CSE | $119.93 | -0.61% |
News
Trump Exposes South Africa’s Ramaphosa 🇿🇦
Ramaphosa’s been covering up white farm murders while the media runs PR like it’s their job — because it is.
Trump? Rolled in with video receipts, stats, and zero mercy. Hit play like a substitute teacher and let the silence do the talking. Cyril just sat there.
Mogged on camera.
The Oval Office Tour of Destruction continues.
Crypto
Bitcoin Breaks the Chains 🚀
All-time highs. If you missed Monday’s letter, that’s on you.
While the suits fumbled macro takes, we were already riding the breakout.
This is digital gold’s revenge arc — and it’s only getting started.
Macro
Bonds Whisper Recession... or Worse 📉
SPY dropped 1.5%, but the real story might be what didn’t sell — a brutal 20-year bond auction with weak demand. That’s not noise — that’s structural.
We’ve said it before: the bond market sees the cracks before anyone else. Is this the beginning of something bigger? Could be. Or maybe it's just a shakeout before another leg up.
Either way — when yields move like this, risk assets don’t get out clean.
Keep your eyes open.
Technical Analysis
Joker’s TA Corner 🃏
Hahaha! What’s that sound? Oh... just the S&P 500 slipping on spilled guts! We lost $585–$590 on volume — poof! Gone!
Shorts, don’t celebrate yet — a false breakdown + reclaim could vaporize your gains in a flash. Watch for a close back above.
If not? We’re headed for:
🎯 $577.50–$575.00
🎯 Gap-fill doom at $565.00–$562.50
The market’s a comedy — just make sure you’re not the punchline.
