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Market Indices & Commodities

The Holy Land
Iran-Israel Showdown?

US orders its people out of the Gulf. Trump thunders “Iran will NEVER have a nuke.” Reports are swirling that Iran’s building a new enrichment site and Israel’s locked and loaded, ready to strike. War drums? Try war EDM.
Oil’s pumping—$69/barrel for the first time since March. That’s not a coincidence. If this escalates, oil could rocket. Keep an eye on energy.

Trade War
China Deal—Signed or Smoke?

Trump went full-caps on Truth Social claiming a deal with China is DONE. But nothing’s signed. Xi hasn’t approved it yet. Is this another fake-out to goad algos and gas the market before the weekend? We’ve seen this show before—and the credits haven’t rolled.

Drones
Drone Exec Order = Send It

Trump just greenlit a full-scale drone ramp. Think military, logistics, surveillance—all systems go. Our Drone Basket—$ACHR, $JOBY, $SRFM—is officially in play. This is the kind of EO that turns R&D dreams into DoD contracts. Strap in.

Checking In
Market Pulse – Don’t Piss Yourself on the Pullback

If this Iran drama spooks the market and we get a clean 5% flush, that’s not a sell signal—it’s a shopping list.
Everyone and their dog is posting S&P rising wedge doom porn. Ignore the fear. This market’s been a freight train.
Every dip has been bought. If that changes, we’ll tighten up—but until then, it’s opportunity season. Size down if you’re sweating, but don’t fold.