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Market Indices & Commodities

Economy
TRUMP THE TARIFF TERRORIZER

President Trump has rolled out a new wave of tariffs aimed at countries he says have been taking advantage of the U.S. in trade (essentially the whole fucking universe).

The move includes hefty import taxes—like 34% on China and 46% on Vietnam—with the goal of pushing companies to bring manufacturing back to America. (see full list of countries and taxes here)

He’s calling it a “Liberation Day” for U.S. trade. Critics, though, are worried it could raise prices at home and spark trade tensions abroad. Some countries, like the EU and Australia, are already pushing back.

Well, this bold move absolutely butt-hole gaped the markets today.

Wiping out $2T from the US stock market in a single day….

As of writing this piece:

• NASDAQ Down -5.00%

• S&P Down -3.69%

• At least Gold is at $3102

What does everyone think? Are we fucked? Buy Gold? Diversify into Pokeman cards? What a shit show!

Stocks
NEWSMAX ($NMAX) IS FUCKED….yea we called it.

Bang.. Bang.. and we’re right once again!

Well, we’re 2/2000 but we got another one right at least.

We posted a video & article on Tuesday saying short the fuck out of $NMAX ( ▲ 5.71% ) Newsmax and welp, Wednesday it was down 77% on the fuckin day. (video here, article here)

Here is the rundown.

$NMAX ( ▲ 5.71% ) Newsmax — a conservative U.S. media company and TV network — just went full meme stock.

It IPO’d Monday at $10. By Tuesday, it exploded to $265 — a wild 2,200%+ run fueled by retail hype and a tiny float. No real fundamentals behind it, just pure retard.

Then came Wednesday: down 77% in a single day, closing around $52. Absolutely smoked.

The company’s bleeding cash (lost $72M last year), still dealing with lawsuits, and has nothing to justify that kind of valuation. Classic pump and dump energy.

AI
ELON STILL LITTLE BRO-ING ALTMAN THE WEASEL

Elon Musk built OpenAI to help humanity. Sam Altman turned it into a cash cow for Microsoft.

Now Elon’s calling BS — sued them, exposed the sellout, and even tried to buy it back for $97B just to fix the mess. They shut the door, obviously — too much money to lose.

Altman’s out here playing footsie with Big Tech, pumping closed AI models with zero accountability. Meanwhile, Trump’s crew is gutting regulations, turning the whole AI space into a free-for-all — exactly the kind of chaos Elon’s been warning about.

Elon’s not just talking. The guy runs Tesla, SpaceX, X, xAI, Neuralink, The Boring Company — and half the U.S. government at this point. He merged xAI with X to actually build open tools for the public, not lock them behind corporate gates.

People whining about data? Please. Are you trusting the guy building rockets and brain chips — or the suits selling out behind closed doors?

Elon’s not just in it — he’s already ten moves ahead.

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That’s all Folks

Just one more fucking day, I can smell it…