The Shit to Know Thursdays
What a WEEK it’s been, degenerates. Markets are cashing us the fuck out, and if you’re not banking right now, you’re falling behind.
We NEED these wins to stay ahead of the soul-crushing inflation freight train that’s coming straight for anyone not stacking assets.
Meanwhile, the culture war scoreboard is lighting up too — THE LEFT IS FINALLY GETTING CANCELLED! DESTROYED by the same censoring machine they built for everyone else. KEK! It’s too much winning, and we’re just getting started…
Chips
INTEL BACK FROM THE DEAD
Intel just ripped out of the grave. NVDA tossing them a lifeline plus Trump pumping them like it’s 1987: that combo has traders frothing.
This is a full-on resurrection arc. Shorts getting cooked, longs flexing, and the narrative has room to run. Don’t sleep on the sympathy trades because when grandpa chip wakes up, the whole sector catches a bid.
Technical Analysis
RUBRIK’S CUBE: CHART LOOKS GOOD
RBRK is the data-security kingpin. They’re the guys Fortune 500s call when ransomware hits the fan.
Chart looks tasty — just flushed into the old breakout box and bounced right off the 200-day like a trampoline. That’s your risk/reward dream.
Playbook is simple: hold above 76 and this can rocket back into the mid-80s, maybe even crack 90+ if momentum wakes back up. Clear stop, juicy upside. That’s how you swing.
Federal Reserve
FINNA CUT SOME RATES, G
Cut lands, tape rips. Don’t fight the Fed is not a quote, it’s a cheat code. Liquidity is gasoline and Jerome just flicked the Zippo.
It was a mixed response during yesterday’s session but the price action today tells us that Market Likey the Fed’s trajectory.
Our eyes stay glued to small caps because when money stops being scared, it hunts beta. IWM squeeze season into year-end is very live. Don’t overthink it.
Politics
JIMMY KIMMEL GETS WHAT HE DESERVES!
The chronically UNFUNNY and TALENTLESS HACK Jimmy Kimmel finally got what he DESERVED! His LOW RATINGS and PATHETIC show CANCELLED — GONE!
The left is crying about “free speech” but they’re just tasting their OWN MEDICINE.
And it gets better… ANTIFA has been officially labeled a TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. Folks, this is what WINNING looks like.
We are getting EVERYTHING we voted for. It’s too much winning — I can’t take it anymore!!!
