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The Shit to Know Thursdays
It’s July 3rd and Uncle Sam’s got his cock out.
If you’re not getting rich, getting ripped, or getting laid, what the fuck are you even doing?
The world’s on fire, the money printer’s spinning, and every excuse you’ve ever made is begging to get curb-stomped. This is prime-time chaos, baby. The kind of fuck-you window history screams about later.
So grab your balls, sip your coffee, and remember, legends aren’t born: they fuckin’ decide.
Market Indices & Commodities
| Gold | $3,345.99 | -0.33% |
| Copper | $4.56 | -0.47% |
| Silver | $36.80 | +0.84% |
| NASDAQ | $22,641.89 | +0.73% |
| S&P 500 | $6,227.41 | +0.47% |
| TSX | $26,869.66 | +0.05% |
| CSE | $120.40 | +0.83% |
Govt
BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL ABOUT TO FUCKING DROP
Trump’s deadline was July 4th, and guess what? This fat bastard of a bill is getting passed right on time.
Elon threw another one of his Twitter tantrums, crying about "fiscal responsibility" like anyone gives a fuck.
Meanwhile, Republicans rammed this thing through with zero lube, and Hakeem Jeffries is still pacing around the chamber like his dog just died. Trump gets his tax cuts, gets his wall money, gets his fuckin’ fireworks. The man doesn’t miss.
Market
MARKET STILL ROCK HARD
All-time highs again. The S&P is rock-hard and the Nasdaq is throbbing. Sure, some momentum names got slapped around yesterday, but that’s just a little sector rotation foreplay.
The bull ain't dead, motherfucker—he’s just switching positions. Stay long or stay the fuck out of the way.
Economy
JOBS REPORT WEAK, AI CLAPPING COLLEGE KIDS
Payrolls came in soft… like marshmallow-soft. But the market doesn’t give a single fuck. Salesforce said AI now does over half their work. Microsoft is laying off 9000 employees. No wonder new grads can’t get a job to save their lives.
They’re competing with fucking ChatGPT and getting clapped. Welcome to the Hunger Games, college kids. Hope that degree was worth 80 grand and a lifetime of being jobless and pissed.
Economy
BIG DICK ALPHA: $RTAC STABLECOIN PLAY
Listen up. Eric Trump's crypto project—World Liberty Financial—is dropping more fuckin’ tokens tomorrow.
And here's where it gets nuclear: Swider and Nunes, the $DJT pump bros, just dumped their Trump stock and started a new SPAC called $RTAC.
Quietly. Like the shady fucks they are. And rumor is, it’s tied to Eric’s crypto empire. If that’s true, boys… get ready to name your yacht. We're talkin' full-send, no-rug, MAGA-on-chain levels of insane.
