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The Shit to Know Thursdays
Read fast, move faster. You’re inside VHLA’s F-bomb-fueled cockpit while the CNBC sheep are still taxiing. Share the link, flex the edge, and remember: degenerate bets, not advice.
Market Indices & Commodities
| Gold | $3,401.70 | +0.86% |
| Copper | $4.42 | +0.77% |
| Silver | $35.89 | +4.10% |
| NASDAQ | $21,721.92 | +0.27% |
| S&P 500 | $5,970.82 | +0.01% |
| TSX | $26,329.00 | -0.37% |
| CSE | $117.09 | +0.27% |
DOGE
Elon vs. Congress — the Cage Match
Musk just carpet-bombed Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill,” calling it a “disgusting abomination” on X. GOP brass rolled their eyes, but Wall St. didn’t: TSLA face-planted 3.6% to $332 as traders priced in EV-credit shrapnel and a D.C. knife-fight that could drag on for weeks. Seatbelts, boys.
The Fed
ADP Flops, Powell Ghosts
Private payrolls crawled in at +37 k—weakest in 2 years. Trump blasted Powell—“cut rates, you unbelievable clown!”—but the chair keeps sipping chamomile: Polymarket books a 96 % probability of “no change” on June 19. FOMO bulls want cuts; Powell’s busy perfecting the wait-and-see slow torture.
Recession Watch
Recession Panic? Market Says “Pass”
Prediction degenerates have slashed 2025 recession odds to 28 %. Wall St. is munching the TACO: “Trump Always Chickens Out” on tariff nukes, so why sweat the end-of-days trade? Ride the risk-on rip, but keep the puke bucket handy.
Joker’s Pick
Joker’s Ticker to Stalk — $KITT
Nauticus Robotics: sub-$1 sea-bot microcap that wants robot divers in every offshore pipeline. Jensen “GPU God” Huang says the next AI wave is physical—robots building robots—and Musk chirped “Not Wrong.” If the robot hype engine revs, even scrap-metal tickers like KITT can rocket. Tight stops, wide grin.
