The Shit To Know Thursdays

TACO Trump, NVDA, Hannan Metals

The Shit to Know Thursdays

You feel that? Markets boiling, headlines flying, money moving faster than the sheep can blink. This isn’t the time to play cute — it’s where legends separate from exit liquidity.

You read Fucked Finance to stay ahead. Everyone else reads the news.
Let’s get to it.

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Market Indices & Commodities

Gold$3,286.4-0.41%
Copper$4.40+0.85%
Silver$32.94-0.87%
NASDAQ$21,318.14-0.45%
S&P 500$5,888.56-0.56%
TSX$26,283.45+0.06%
CSE$117.4-0.22%

VHLA Picks
VHLA Select: Hannan Metals (TSXV $HAN.V | OTC $HANNF ( ▼ 4.38% ) 

Disseminated on Behalf of Hannan Metals

Here’s your early whisper:

Copper. Gold. Silver. Jungle. Peru.

Backed by Japan’s government ($35M) and Teck Resources (Canada’s biggest mining beast).

No drill holes yet. Not one. Still trades around $1.00.

The jungle’s gone from cartel to copper — and this is your chance to stake the claim before the drill hits.

High risk, potentially high reward. This ain’t financial advice, but you may see it on front pages later.

News
Trump the TACO?

Word is, Wall Street’s been calling Trump “TACO” — “Trump Always Chickens Out.”

A reporter threw that name at him. Bad move. Trump went full dragon mode, dropping the hammer on chip sales to China.

Shortly after which the federal court ruled his “Liberation Day” tariffs illegal - they said he didn’t have the authority to simply just nuke global trade like that.

So all that fucking fuss for nothing…

AI
NVDA smashes earnings again

NVDA just reminded everyone who runs this game.

$44.1B revenue vs $43.29B expected — up 69% YoY. That’s not growth, that’s domination. EPS lands at $0.96 clean (after H20 charges), and margins hit a juicy 71.3%.

Stock’s flying after hours — and it should be. This was a flex.

If this is what a “priced-in” quarter looks like, the bulls might still be early. Sure, perfection’s a heavy crown… but NVDA’s wearing it like it was tailor-made.

Ride the wave — just keep one eye on the exit, like we always do.

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Joker’s Recap
Rocket Men and Red Flags

$RKLB ( ▲ 0.71% ) chads — we gave it to you May 15 at $25.22. Now? $28.93. A clean 15% rip while the herd blinked.

But don’t get comfy. The Joker’s watching. Everything looks bullish — BTC at ATHs, market on fire — but I’ve got my eyes on the tripwires:

🎭 Bitcoin weakness
🎭 Trash stocks flying
🎭 Leaders lagging
🎭 Bad news hitting hard
🎭 Bearish volume shift

None of these have triggered… yet. But when they do, you better be first to laugh, not last to leave.

scooby-doo vintage GIF

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